Riddles

Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What is the difference between 'ooooooh' and 'aaaaaah'?
A: About three inches.

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?
A: It's not hard.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch!

Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. 

p/s : haha hehe haha hoho